Title: Stupid Mutt
Characters: Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara
Summary: Another adventure of Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, and their new puppy.
Disclaimer: Yeah... Would Kishi ever write this sort of stuff? He might in recent chapters, but this is completely due to crack ideas.
Word Count: 235
Kankuro really hated that puppy. He really hated it. He would never like it, and he still didn't understand why is sister was so obsessed with the stupid thing. “GET OFF OF KARASU, YOU STUPID MUTT!”
The current reason that he hated the dog was that it was gnawing on Karasu, and just did something unspeakable to his puppet.
“Kankuro! Stop yelling at the poor dear. He doesn't know better.” Temari strolled in and casting a stray glare at her brother.
And of course his dear sister had to come to the mutt's rescue. “You wouldn't be so passive to that stupid dog if he started gnawing on your fan or on Gaara's gourd.”
“Yes I would, the poor dear has only been here a few days. And he still isn't house broken.”
And throughout this whole ordeal Gaara had just stood there with a blank stare on his face seeming indifferent to the whole thing, and finally spoke up, “I care one way or another, as long as it doesn't soil or ruin any of my things. Make sure it doesn't Temari.” He turned and left the room.
Of course Gaara sided with Temari, Kankuro sighed in defeat and stormed out of the room grumbling something about stupid dogs and stupid siblings.
The golden retriever cocked his head to the side after the puppet master left, as if showing how unbelievably confused he was.
♥ feeling:: apathetic
♥ beat:: Life With Derek -> Babe Raider