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[Request x 1] [Drabble - Meow] [Orochimaru, Sound Four] [PG] [Prompt: Kitten] - &. POSE_XX ;;
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[Request x 1] [Drabble - Meow] [Orochimaru, Sound Four] [PG] [Prompt: Kitten]

Title: Meow
Characters: Orochimaru, Sound Four
Rating: PG
Prompt: Kitten
Disclaimer: KISHI WOULD NEVER WRITE THIS STUFF. THIS IS PURE CRACK HERE!
Summary: What happens when Orochimaru is trying to take over the world and a kitten decides to follow you around.
For: renuki

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“So I've decided that we need to invade-”

“Mrw.” An annoying mewling sound interrupted one of Orochimaru's speeches about taking over the world.

“What was that?”

“I don't know boss.” Tayuya replied.

“Mrw.”

SEARCH EVERYWHERE TO FIND THE ANNOYING CREATURE CREATING THAT RACKET!” Orochimaru screamed and slumped down into his chair, when suddenly wouldn't you know it, a little kitten hopped up into his lap. “WHAT THE HELL?”

“Mrw.” The black kitten cocked his head to the side.

“How did this foul beast get into my headquarters?” Orochimaru muttered to himself.

“Mrw.”

“Call of the search. I found the annoyance.”

“What was it sir?” Tayuya questioned, speaking for the rest of the sound four.

“This. Annoying. Cat. How the hell did it get here?” The snake sannin lifted up the little black kitten up by the fur by it's neck.

Cocking it's head to the side again “Mrw.”

“I wouldn't know, sir.” Sakun answered quickly.

“You are all idiots. Get out of my sight!”

And with that, the Sound Four fled.

“......”

“Mrw.”

FIN~!

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Comments
renuki From: renuki Date: April 7th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
Good job.. er... Shui! XD Help me! I just gave a name to a kitty! AHHAA!!!

*pets the kitty*

...I almost feel sorry for the snake man. XD
From: snowyowl131 Date: April 7th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
I now have an urge to write a horribly OOC!Orochimaru drabble in which he loves the kitten and forces the sound four to take care of it. xD

CURSE YOUR PROMPTS! D:
renuki From: renuki Date: April 7th, 2007 01:54 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
Oh dear... D:

I AM SORRY, WOULD A OFFER OF ME DOING A FIC WITH WHATEVER CHARACTER YOU WANT AND WHATEVER PROMPT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER? Wait. That sentence doesn't make any sense.
From: snowyowl131 Date: April 7th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
D:

WHY YES IT WOULD.

Fandom: naruto(duh.)
characters: team gai
prompt: goats

Most random prompt ever. :3
renuki From: renuki Date: April 7th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
*Stares*

Neji is going to hate my after this.

I am sure of it.

*goes to start working on it*
From: snowyowl131 Date: April 7th, 2007 03:01 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
Well Neji already hates the world. SO WHO CARES?! 8D
renuki From: renuki Date: April 7th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC) (♥ link:)
True. XD

....He going to hate goats as well too.
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